got to love that Mikaela

1. What is your best friends dogs name?
many of my best friends do not actually HAVE dogs. I spit on your assumption.

2. What body part(s) do you hate?
i find that there is little appeal in the knee.
or the armpit.

3. Have you ever been completely alone with a girl/guy in their bedroom?
um, i'm not a square, dude.

4. Have you ever made out in a basement?
i'm going with no. because that's the truth.

5. What body part do you wash first in the shower?
i enter my shower from the left, so my right foot would be the winner in this race.

6. Do you have any piercings?
only my cock!

( i'm leaving nick's original answer here because it makes me laugh.)

7. Do you have any tattoos?
across my back you will find the words to 'Last Christmas' by Wham.

8. Is your driveway steep?
the visitors' carpark has a slight incline.

9. What’s your favorite flavored Pringles?
pumice.

10. Have you ever been tied up?
yes.
this is the story: Zizi would not stop singing 'freak' by silverchair (yes this is vintage mikaela from the vault) so we, naturally tied her up, gagged her and filled her mouth with warheads. Because of my well known penchant for warheads, i then asked if i too could be given the same treatment.
I don't remember if i got rope burn, but if i did... worth it.

11. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for?
uh skipping school leaving the teaching staff to search the streets of Adamstown Heights, in fear that a group of children had been abducted.
We were at my house, swimming. We had to call the principal and apologise. Burn.

12. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
dates are for bunny rabbits.

13. How many times have you been cursed at?
once or twice.

14. Which shoe do you put on first?
Ben Lee's squishy face.

15. Do you like pickles?
anything floating in vinegar is good by me. quite the bold statement hey?

16. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
All the bars in newcastle are GAY... yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew hey Hey Hey HEY
no, haven't.

17. Have you ever had any Friends with Benefits?
the benefit of being friends with maddy is that if i accidently lose something down the drain she can use her noodly appendages to retrieve it for me.
the benefit of being friends with emily is that she has a pouch that is backwards, meaning that if i ask her to mind my breadroll, it won't get full of dirt while she's digging.... and i have casual sex with the other girls.

20. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
fuck off.

21. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
Jonathan Taylor Thomas. I haven't seen him in a long time and i'm worried that he's died.

22. Have you ever had a song written about you?
a spanish band called something like "Los Lobos" have a song called Mikaela. it ends with a woman at climax.
It's possible that it's not about me.

23. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets or your towel..?
i would tell the person making me choose to please get out, you have a problem sir.

24. Have you ever found anything in your parents bedroom that was questionable?
i don't want to talk about it.

25. What was your nickname?
'Of Nazareth'

26. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
uhhmmm lyk anytime i'm going out and wearing fierce heels, cos then i look extra speshelle hawt.

27. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexs locker room?
why would you purposely go near, let alone 'peek' inside that smelt that strongly of urine, shit, old socks and fish?

28. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
afh

30. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies?
in a milkshake glass at The Grind ( yes me too. )

32. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
not many. i don't drink that often. maybe 3 or 4.

33. Why are you doing this survey?
why are you fucking reading it.
i'm a shit person.

34. What was the best year of your life?
don't know yet.

35. Any strange phobias?
i used to be scared of the spiderman theme.

36. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
anything you put up your nose is foreign, nothing belongs there but smells, teeny hairs and boogers.

37. Whens the last time you threw up?
Few months ago.

38. Have you ever called your love interest by another girl/guys name?
all the time.

39. Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?
i'd know if there was fruit in my bed.

40. Have you ever been drunk at school/work?
A TIGER CUB'S EPIDERMIS LAYER? you're FUCKED.