Someone leaves a note and flowers on your car, cute or tacky?

littering pisses me off.



The last compliment you received on your phone?

judging by the text messages i usually get it was probably something about how great my non-existant penis is. i appreciate these gestures.



Have you ever caught a friend cheating on their bf/gf?

all my friends are SUUUUPER sneaky, slippery little fings. hard to catch yes.



Who do you blame for your mood today?

david bowie. gave me a virus, and then had party i had to clean up.



Have you ever seen a dead body?

there's a dead cat on the side of the road near the junction i drive past all the time, when it's a skeleton it will be nicer to look at.


that didn't sound as creepy in my head, but i'm sticking with it.



If someone went through your pictures, would they find a "bad" one?

well. in fact, there is a photo of me and maddy her facebook page, that my mother saw and disapproved of. it was vulgar apparently.

this may have been highlighted by the fact that i left a comment mentioning that the photo was taken as i was " doing her up the bum"
my apologies for those upset by this.




How long do you think you will live?

about the length of 70 babies laid lengthways head to foot in a line.



What car do you have?

i either drive an easily ignorable mazda
or
the dudemagnet.

100 year old laser with bumpersticker reading " when all else fails, hug your teddy", a few AWESOME frangipani stickers, and a foxtail hanging from the antennae. oh and you can't open the driver-side door. cool.




How do you vent your anger?

i kill prostitutes.



Do you like the majority of the people you go/went to school with?

i chose to answer this question with this;
www. thecutereport. com (real website.
and it's hilarious)

Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?

i haven't conversed in a while, for i have not seen the light of day for a long long time.



Who is one girl you trust the most?

steak and two veg.




What is one thing you feel that you NEED in life?

fresh white pieces of paper and a really sharp pencil.


How does it feel to live your life?

one better than death, one worse than womb.



What does the 5th text in your inbox say and who is it from?

i don't love you anymore
it was from my nanna.



Who are your favorite people to talk to when you're down?

black people. that's a stupid question.



Is there someone you will never forget?

i.. don't know yet.


How many people have you liked in the past 8 months?

goat



What was the last thing that made you REALLY REALLY smile?

mental health stigma


Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

you can't fire me! i'm santa!


When you were younger, did you think you'd end up like you are now?

no, i thought i'd be cooler.



Where were you at 10pm Friday night?
face down


Is there anyone who doesn't like you because of something you didn't do?

chinese food

Do u think your a smart ass?

taxation fraud.


Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?

yes.


Does any part of your body hurt right now?

everything hurts.



Is there someone who meant a lot to you at one point, and aren't around anymore?

YES.

Mr Chimney Pot.


It was like a dollhouse, but it was a chimney pot, and all the sooty people lived inside.

my parents got rid of it, and i was not consulted.

if anyone else had one when they were little, and still has it, i will buy it off you. it was the best.




What if they were back in your life?

my saturday nights would be all booked up forever.




Do you have a gay friend?

i have many.



Would you rather give up the computer or the TV?

yogurt and muesli


Where were you two nights ago?

face down.


Do you like funny people or serious people?

oral b man, with extra flexible jaw.


Who did you last get into an argument with?

my dog.



Have you ever had a really big fight with a best friend?

kenny g.



Last time you had a sleepover?

oft.




Have you changed this year?

moustache!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sexyyy